When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Socrates
By all means marry... If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer.... is, "What does a woman want?
James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming...
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is... to forget it once.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years... Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Anonymous....
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking,
but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3 Ways to Die :
Take a Cigar daily - You will die 5 years early,
Drink Alcohol daily - You will die 10 years early,
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Three FASTEST means of Communication :
Tele-Phone
Tele-Vision
Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE...
If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE ?
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because as per Indian Penal Code, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same mistake.
There are 2 women in a man’s life...
One brings him to the world crying & other ensures he does so the rest of the life.
A short luv story: A boy proposed to a girl. She said: ’iam sorry’…and the boy lived happily ever after.
Guy1: Why do u fear when u see any truck?
Guy2: My wife eloped with one truck driver. Iam fearing for that he definitely comes to return her.
Every man should marry...After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The WISE never marry...
when they marry they become otherWISE.
u can't understand women in 2 situations...
1. before marriage,
2. after marriage.
